I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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