its not stalking. its research.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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