just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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