You surviving the open bar?
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In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
i used baking grease as lip gloss
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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