fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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