there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
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