i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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