How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Two words: blizzard sex
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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