You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Randomize
