Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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