It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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