I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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