You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
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