In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
so let's talk penis.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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