is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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