I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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