I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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