I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
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