I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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