What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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