If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Never underestimate the power of titties
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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