I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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