yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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