member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
third nipple confirmed
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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