no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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