I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
