There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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