have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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