You surviving the open bar?
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I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
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