One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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