I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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