there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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