Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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