I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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