my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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