can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
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