dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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