North Korea, Best Korea!
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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