You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
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