I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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