That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I'm jealous of your bromance
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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