absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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