So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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