i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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