kristin has been a bad kristin
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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