But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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