Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Your mouth is God's brothel.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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