he shaved USA in his pubs
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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