like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
We just shotgunned beers for America
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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