Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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