just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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