just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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