Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
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