Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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