there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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