let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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